Thursday, March 25, 2010

This is an actual facebook chat conversation with Mike Eull. God help us all...

Mike: will you come with me and gandalf to the misty
mountains?

Matt: Nerd Demon!! The power of Christ compels you to leave my brother!!
Go back to nerd hell where you came from!!

Mike: i will never return to the shire (fergus falls) saruman has taken it over
my old gaffer used to say....

Matt(Mom)?
Your old Gaffer makes bird feeder protectors out of tupperware bowls

Mike: hahahahaha
and wirestronger than dragon's scales

Matt: way to cut out jenny for your profile pic

Mike: she cut me out too!

Matt: That is a sign

Mike: it looks like two different pictures, so it's ok

Matt: Ok whatever you have to tell yourself

Mike: peregrin took (pippin) said it was ok

Matt: Dude, even Tolkien himself would tell you you need to get a life

Mike: a life on the road to mordor
where the 9 will surely chase me

Matt: I'm lost for words

Mike: thankfully the elves are eager to help me on my quest

Matt: Are you just writing quotes directly from the book?

Mike: i am excited to see the great city of men, minas tirith
these are all my thoughts, things i remember

Mike: am i out of the family? the baggins?
the proudfeet?

I signed off, couldn't take it anymore.














Coincidence?? I think not...