Trends come and Trends go. Some of my personal favs include slap bracelets, tearjerkers gum, HyperColor shirts (I had a sweatshirt it was fuchsia), but one trend that has evolved and grown into something totally out of control (in my personal opinion) is hair highlights.
Now don't get me wrong ten/eleven years ago I was totally into the male highlight. I had the cutest spiky blonde (sorry I must side track, how in the hell do you spell Blonde/Blond? My computer refuses to allow me to spell it Blonde? I always thought it was spelled with a 'e'?) bangs in all of Columbia Heights. Just the right spikes not to long not to short (in Long Island accent, if you don't get this joke don't worry it's an inside joke between Matt and I. Does having a lot of inside jokes with your male BFF make you weird?). OK, focus Patrick. Highlights. I had rocked highlights, I admit it, but then I turned 18 and got a big boy hairdo! But this story isn't really about me, it's about Woman/Girls/Ladies/Mothers/Daughters with two-toned major fashion statement hairdos!
The most popular of the two-toned dye job is the Blonde on Top with Black/Brown under. Now I have looked long and hard on the Internet and found a few examples. Here is one that i found I found. If you were having trouble making a visual this will help a little.
"Would you trust me?"
Now the point of me writing this is... as I have begun to see more and more of these Woman/Girls/Ladies/Mothers/Daughters with hair like this I started to make broad generalizations about them and the one that I cannot seem to get over is........... I would never trust someone with a hair style like this!!! Now, don't get me wrong I feel horrible for judging people especially for how they look but... geesh these Chicks and their two toned hair scares me!!! And it's not so much that I'm scared its the fact that I just don't trust them! I don't know if it's just me but I cannot trust them!
Things I would not allow/trust two toned hairdo individuals to do:
Hold a Baby
Properly count out my change
Give me financial/political/relationship advice
Change the oil in my car …
The only thing that they can be trusted to do is.......if you think hard enough you can guess it.....highlight hair!!!
Now this is where my theory/story gets weird. I'm convinced that the two toned hair do is a cult created by hairdressers ages 18-29 (if your 30 and your pressuring Woman/Girls/Ladies/Mothers/Daughters to do this two toned thing to their hair, you need to take a long hard look at your life!). I have absolutely no hard evidence to back up this claim but I imagine scenarios like this playing themselves out in Salons daily all over the world...
Blonde Woman/Girl/Lady/Mother/Daughter walks into Salon (you typical suburban hair/spa/nails/tanning/waxing Salon) she is politely greeted and sat down in the Stylists chair. Stylist: “you have like such amazing hair” “omg (yes omg, not 'oh my god' because that would take way to long to say)” “you hair is so blonde it's like totally white, it's almost like the color of clear? (sorry I imagine these conversations in my head, I have no idea if this is what really happens)”. Stylist: “you know what would be totally hot...if we dyed your hair dark dark brown underneath all this wonderful clear blonde hair”. Blonde Woman/Girl/Lady/Mother/Daughter excitingly agrees because “nobody trusts me anyway, so why the hell not”!
The moral of the story is, next time you see a Woman/Girl/Lady/Mother/Daughter with hair like this keep one eye on them, because, THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!!
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